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04

Dec

lishasariot:

TIS THE SEASON

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Wow, I loved that new movie that came out near the end of November!

annadancesthroughthenight:

snowylittlebastard:

You know, that one with the awesome loner female lead with a swell braid in her hair

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The one who was associated with a certain element

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And had an optimistic little sister she loved a lot

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I especially loved the part where her dress transformed into a different 

dress

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Oh, but let’s not forget the great male characters!

Like the sweet blonde guy

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And the stern but handsome brunette

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Yeah, it was such a great and unique film!

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15

Apr

You know, Harry Potter he… He helped me once

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bluevein:

Enchanted;

Prince Edward: [threatening Robert with his sword] Have you any last words before I dispatch you?
Robert: You have got to be kidding me!
Prince Edward: Strange words!

08

Apr

Tis the season!!!

Tis the season!!!

04

Apr

kittycattiffani:

There are no things more perfect than Ellen. The end.

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03

Apr

supernaturallychallenged:

I think what i’m most excited about in Finding Dory is what happened to these guys

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cjfiend:

ladyfrankenstein13:

I would slap my titties on that.

I’m reblogging this, for the comment above. 

cjfiend:

ladyfrankenstein13:

I would slap my titties on that.

I’m reblogging this, for the comment above. 

aproperroman:

Here’s your pro-tip from an English Major for the day:

If you’re confused about the correct place to put the word “whom” in a sentence, use the “he/she” vs “him/her” test.

he/she = who

him/her = whom

For example, if you’re saying “Who wrote this letter?”

Who is correct here because he/she wrote the letter.

Now if you’re saying “To whom do I give this letter?”

You are giving the letter to him/her, thus, whom is correct.

My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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02

Apr

h0ly-sm0kes:

liveeverything:

Ellen, tackling the real issues.

REAL SHIT

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01

Apr